Something Hot This Way Comes

Ughhhh! The weather in Denver...it's killing me!
tomorrow we are supposed to reach almost 100 degrees again!
Why? What did I do to deserve this punishment?
As you can see in the picture to the left, it is even hot at Grandma and Grandpa's house in the mountains.
Hot!
Jemima Jones Beck

With the Grandparents

Hi Everyone!
Because we love them soooooo much we went to see my Grandparents, Marlane Gottlieb and Steve Beck, this afternoon.
We had a lot of fun eating dinner and sitting in the living room and Aunt Tyke (my Grandparents Yorkie) and I play tug-o-war!
What fun! I hope to visit them again soon!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Just Another Saturday

Just another Saturday around here. Mom is cleaning and Dad is reading Harry Potter. I am laying on the floor, as if you couldn't tell from the picture.
More posts when something actually happens.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Karen's Impression of Angelina Jolie

Hi Guys!
Here is another silly picture of some of Mom's friends - or friend in this case - this is Karen Fuller doing her impression of Angelina Jolie.
As you can tell my the picture of me I am not very impressed, in fact, I am more impressed by this stick, but Mom thought that it was hilarious, so whatever.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
PS, if you look...not even closely, just if you look at the picture....you can see Karen's nose hair.

Dropping Dad Off

On the, very infrequent, occasions that Mom and I drop Dad off at work (infrequent because I am not

normally invited, Mom drops Dad off by herself quite frequently), I am sad because Dad gets out of the car and Mom and I drive away without him. As you can see from the pictures included, Dad does not make this separation any easier by teasing me through the car window. He makes me sooooo sad! And a sad puggy is truly a sad sight to behold.

Love,

Jemima Jones Beck

I...Finally...Finished...HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!

Mom is a very fast reader, and she is also a very very rabid Harry Potter fan.
On Friday night Mom went with some co-workers to a "Harry Potter" party". She had her fortune read by Professor Trelawny, and her picture taken with Sirius Black (or his spirit, I must assume), and did other Harry Potter related things. She also stood in line and bought a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, even though she preordered a Deluxe edition to be delivered to the house on the morning of the 21st.
So, Mom got home at about 1am on Saturday July 21st, and finished the
book at about 12noon, after having slept for about five hours.
I, on the other hand (paw) read very very slowly and have only just now finished it, and now, I am going to sleep! That was a lot of reading for one pug!
Loved it! Loved it! Loved it!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Time Capsule Tagged by Suki Sumo

Hi Everyone!
I have been tagged by Suki Sumo (www.sukisumo.blogspot.com), who is one of the cutest pugs in the world ( I am a mature enough pug to admit that she is......cuter than me)!!! This is the first time that we have been tagged, without reading the tag on someone else blog, and then tagging ourselves, so we really appreciate you thinking of us Ms. Sumo!
So, Suki Sumo wants to know what five things I would put in a time capsule to leave to future doggies:
1. The entire Harry Potter book series because they not only distract the humans from many misdeeds
but they also taste really good, especially when signed by the author, yum!
2. Cat food. I just can't lay off the cat food guys...! Mom is always trying to get me to eat my dog food but you know what? No way! I love cat food!
3. Air Conditioning, because it is WONDERFUL.
4. A Camera, because I think that we need more pictures from the dogs point of view, and hopefully, by the time that my time capsule is opened, dogs (probably pugs), will have discovered how to operate cameras.
5. HMMMMM... I am not sure what else to put in there...? Mom, do you have any ideas? No.....? Hmmmm...I think that I would also include my loofa dog, because I love him so much, but actually I am going to have to just include his spirit, because I chewed him to death - will that work?
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
Ps I tag Ronin the pug (www.roninthepug.blogspot.com).

Mom's Flowers

These are the flowers that Dad sent Mom to congratulate her for getting promoted. Aren't they pretty?
They are stargazer lilies, Mom's favorite, and they also happen to be the flower that Mom has tattooed on her right foot.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Netty Has Stripes and Waiting for Mom

While waiting for Mom to come home today (see picture two of the vantage point that I use to watch Mom walk through the parking lot to our house and into the door) I noticed, for the first time, that Netty has stripes.
He was laying out all perfectly on the floor, looking very cute, and I saw them - the stripes. They were so fascinating that I had to sniff Netty.
Not much going on in our world. Just work for Mom and Dad and bone chewing for me during the day.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

My Butt Itches

Now, its not what you think people, I am not some butt itching pervert. Its just, with all of the extra fur (that you can see flying off of me), well, my butt itches! So, Dad was helping me out with that...itch.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
PS thanks Dad

Congratulations to Mom

Hey Everyone!
Please join me in saying congratulations to Mom, who was promoted at work today.
Congratulations Mom! I am proud of you! Are you getting a raise? Can you buy me more treats now please?
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

A MeMe about Me!

1.Your age?
I am two years and seven months old
2. Your age when came to live with your people? Eight weeks
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? I am naked, but my collar is black
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
Grandma Andrea
5. How much do you weigh?
24 pounds
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? Mom’s first edition signed copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
7. Do you like other Dogs?
Of course, silly
8. Who is your best non-human friend?
Netty the Gender Confused Kitty
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Squeakys
10. Do you like to be brushed?
No, I hate it with a passion
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Uhhh, banana please 12. Do your people cut your toenails?
Yes, Mom does…she is evil
13. Any formal education?
Yes, I was the only dog in my class to graduate from puppy kindergarten
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
since I am getting older I have started to slow down, so now I am a couch potato
15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Squiggles, jelly bean, little one, our baby, wiggles
16. What is your best trick?
High five
17. Do you like kitties?
Of course I LOVE MY KITTIES, and I let them know with a little back door action whever possible – if you know what I mean
18. What did you have for breakfast?
Kibble with eukaeuba
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)?
Of course not! A lady would never take anothers life!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?.
I havent been in a long long time because Mom and Dad are “broke” “in the poor house” or other wise “in debt up to their eyeballs”, so I can’t remember the last time that I went
21. Where do you sleep at night?
In the bed with Mom and Dad – where else?
22. Do you like to swim?
Oh. MY. GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
23. Can you make puppies?
No, Mom felt that the only responsible thing to do was to have me fixed because there are so many unwanted puppoes out there, so no babies for me – sigh…I will never know what it is like to be a mother
24. Your favorite place to visit?
Grandma Andrea’s house
25. Do you give kisses?
No, Dad and Mom discourage it since the time that I licked Mom in the mouth while she was attempting to kiss Dad
26. Can you potty on command?
Yes, but I only do when they are good, as a reward
27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
I stole my aunt tyke’s cuz out from under the xmas tree, and then abandoned it, so I guess not

The Monster is Back

The Monster (Mom says that it is called a "vacuum") has returned!!! No!!!!
I thought that I had managed to rid us of the menace by chewing it's cord, but apparently not.
It's evil glowing eye seemed to stare at me, as I shivered in fear beneath the leopard stool. And I could see it's guts spinning around and around as it attempted to suck the carpet from the floor (Mom Says that those weren't guts, but bits of icky stuff coming off of the floor that the nice vacuum was picking up for us, but I know better).
Oh!!!! How can I rid myself forever of his menace! How?
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck
PS, don't I look terrified in the second picture? Yes, I do!

I am so Depressed

Can you tell?
Can you tell how depressed I am? I am one sad pug, sigh......
This is what I look like when I am depressed because Dad isn't home.
Come Home Dad!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Do You Think that Mom May Have Been Bored?

Last night Dad and I went to bed a long long long time before Mom and the Kitties did, and I THINK that Mom may have gotten a little bit bored without us...How can I tell that Mom got bored? Well...she climbed up the stairs and took this picture of the two of us sleeping. Talk about bored! She was so bored that even sleeping people were interesting! Poor Mom, she makes me sad sometimes.
At any rate, Dad has quite the farmers tan (or in his case, Party Company Manager's Tan), doesn't he?
And You can (sort of) see his back tattoo... have I shown that to you before? It says "Rachele". Dad sure loves Mom, even though she is a freak who takes pictures of us when we sleep. I guess that maybe she wasn't bored, maybe Mom loves us so much that she just HAD TO HAVE another picture of the two of us...yeah...that must have been it! Feel the Love!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Some of Mom's Friends

Hi Again Everyone!
Mom didn't want me to post this picture, because it isn't the best picture of her friends, but I say that Mom has been bad lately (not helping me post, rushing me when she finally does help), so I am going to punish her by posting bad pictures.
Anyways, the ladies in the second picture to the left are some of Mom's friends. There is Casandra on the left (who happens to be seven months pregnant) and Shannon, on the right, who was talking when Mom took this picture.
Casandra, Shannon, Mom, Sarah and Ebony (the two of whom aren't pictured because they were in the car getting hot sauce (is that right Mom? it sounds a little strange...? yeah? OK)), all went to a bar/grill called America's on the corner of Evans and Monaco, to get 10 cent hot wings yesterday. Mom said that they were great! also included is a picture of me.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Happy (Really Really Late) Fourth of July

Mom! Would you please quit working long enough to help me with a post for once? Sheesh! Six days a week is enough work for you! I say no more, because my posts are late, darn it!!!
I am so sorry that you all had to hear that but Mom has been very negligent in her posting duties lately. As you can tell because this is our fourth of July post, and it is already the 14Th! Bad Bad Mom!
Anyways, the fourth of July was fun, we...what mom? what do you want? You want me to hurry up? Fine! then quit bugging me!...as I was saying we watched fireworks. It was exciting and loud!!! But very pretty.
In the first picture you can tell that I was a little bit bored waiting for the fireworks to start, but after that - boy howdy, what fun!...what Mom?
FINE! I'll get off the computer and leave you alone so that you can go clean the bathroom! Dang lady!!!!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

My Ball!!!!!!!!

At the dog park today this really creepy dog came up to me and pretended to make friends. Really, he just wanted my ball. I made it clear that the ball that you can see in the pictures (the dirty green thing), was, in fact, MY BALL, by taking it and putting it in Mom's lap. She took care of it for me while I ran the intruder off, and then photographed me with my precious (ball).
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck