Tuesday, October 30, 2007

My Bone

This is my bone (the thing that I am chewing on, not the thing that I am propping the bone up on - that's Dad).
I love my bone very much. With a passion, in fact.
I spend all day with my bone. Just me and the bone.
I could write an ode to my bone...but I am not going to because Mom says that she wont help me write it right now.
So...that's my bone...just wanted to...you know...let you know.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

My Big Interview with Clover

Hi! Everyone! A few days ago Clover (http://cloversadventures.blogspot.com/) was nice enough to interview me. The interview game is lots of fun and if you want to play I will be more than happy to interview you!
Here are the Rules:
1. If you are interested in being interviewed, leave me a comment saying, 'interview me.'
2. I will respond by posting five questions for you. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Easy - huh?
So, here, without further ado, is the transcript of my interview with Clover:
Clover: There is much controversy surrounding the issue of dogs and cats being friends. Tell us about your cat siblings - are you close with them? What do you like about them, and what don't you like?
Jemima: What an interesting question, Clover, I can tell that this is going to be an intense interview since you went right for the hard question!
I can understand the controversy surrounding cat/dog relationships, even innocent cat/dog friendships, because, after all, they are a whole other species...but once you get right down to the core of your average cat you discover that they are really not all that different from your average dog. They have the same needs and wants that we do, including food, sleep, and snuggles.
Having said that I would say that I am really only close with Netty, my "gender confused" younger brother. We snuggle, we share food, and we sleep together - yes that's right! I sleep with a cat and I am not ashamed!
My other cat siblings are a little bit harder to deal with. As you may know, Wellington has a history of being...shall we say...abusive...to me. So even though I have moved past the puppyhood abuse I am still not able to connect with him on a very deep level and Spork is so shy that it is hard for anyone to get to know him.
Clover: Tell us about your happiest moment. How about your most embarrassing moment?
Jemima: My happiest moment...? Hmmmm...that's another hard question. I am happy so much of the time that it is hard to really pinpoint one time that I was the most happy... I suppose that the happiest moment of my life has to have been the first time that I saw a hot dog. That simple treat has truly changed the way that I feel about life, and food! I have been so blessed in my life, with so many hot dogs!
My most embarrassing moment has to have been Halloween last year when Mom and Dad dressed me up as a cheerleader and took me to a costume contest - oh! The Humanity of it all!
Clover: I read something on your blog about a Delta Society. Can you tell us about that?
Jemima: Mom and I are currently in the process of joining the Delta Society (we were in fact, supposed to take our certification test last weekend, but it (the test) has been rescheduled).
"The Delta Foundation was established in 1977 in Portland, Oregon, under the leadership of Michael McCulloch, MD. Delta's first president was Leo K. Bustad, DVM, PhD, dean of a veterinary college and a pioneer in human-animal bond theory and application. Delta's founders wanted to understand the quality of the relationship between pet owners, pets, and care givers, both human and veterinary, (hence the "delta" name based on this triangle). At that time, pets were widely considered luxury or throwaway items, not of central importance to individual health and well-being. Delta's early years focused on funding the first credible research on why animals are important to the general population and specifically how they affect health and well being. Early Delta members were primarily from the veterinary and human health professions and from university faculties. Delta Society's Pet Partners Program trains volunteers and screens volunteers and their pets for visiting animal programs in hospitals, nursing homes, rehabilitation centers, schools and other facilities."
Examples of what Mom and I will be doing once we have graduated from the training course: "A group of volunteers takes their dogs and cats to a nursing home once a month to "visit." The visit occurs as a large-group activity with some direction and assistance provided by facility staff. An individual brings her dog to a children's long-term care facility to "play" with residents. A dog obedience club gives an obedience demonstration at a residential facility for teenagers with delinquent behavior."
Clover: If you won a million dollars in the dog lottery (let's pretend, for argument's sake, that this exists), what would you do with it?
Jemima: Buy treats and good veterinary care for as many of the worlds doggies as I could!
Clover: Tell us some unique things about you. Can you do any tricks, or do you have any funny quirks?
Jemima: I can do many tricks including "high five", "sit", "lay", "dance" and "twirl"...I also fetch and "go to" people or objects on command.
Now, as far as quirks, I asked Mom what a quirk was and she said "oh Jemima, our whole family is what you might call "quirky" so lets just not get into that one"! I am not sure what that means, but it might have something to do with the fact that we don't own a T.V....I am always getting teased about that at the park...
Well, anyways...thanks so much for interviewing me Clover! What fun!
Clover: Your welcome, Jemima, just don't forget to interview anyone who is interested!
Jemima: I wont! Thanks again!
So, that's my interview with Clover, hope that everydog out there enjoyed it!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Name Game

Hi Everyone! Jemima Jones Beck here. This is a fun little game!
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Pink Thing Cork Screw
YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite kong-filler + favorite cookie)
Liver Eukaneuba Small Breed
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Pink Cat
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + city where you were born)
Jones Albuquerque
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name) Bec-je
SUPERHERO NAME: (“The” + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink) The Green Dr. Pepper
NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Steve Albert - rather proper, don't you think?
STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat) Deodorant Pupperoni (I don't think that I would get all that many tips with a name like that)
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names) Jean Ryan
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your vet’narin’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter) Jones Jacobs Lake
SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower) Thanksgiving Rose
CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)Apple collar
HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant) Eukaneuba cactus
YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (“The” + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + “Tour”) The Sleeping Thunder Tour
Sleepy Suki Sumo said that everydoggie could do this tag, so I hope that she doesn't mind that I unscrupulously stole it from her blog!
love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Sunday, October 14, 2007

And This is What I Think of THAT!

Mom says that she is going to Las Vegas, Nevada without me or Dad this December! Can you believe that? This is the second time that she has ditched me to go to "Sin City"...I wanna go!
When Mom told me that there is absolutely no way that I am going to Vegas with her, I promptly showed her how I felt about THAT!
THBBBBBTTTTTBBBT!!!
So there, Mom!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Gimme a Treat, Mom!

Hello! All! I just wanted to do a quick little post to show you my "Gimme a treat now" face... isn't it cute?
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Jill the Jeep is...OLD!

Today, Darlings, I do not feel like talking about myself, I do not even feel like showing you a picture of myself. Today is all about Jill the Jeep and her loyal service to Mom, Dad, and myself (use the word "myself" more why don't I).
Yesterday, Jill turned 200,000 years old! Can you believe it?
I can't believe that our beloved Jill has been serving man kind for that long! Since long before Mom and Dad were born...even before Grandma and Grandpa were born; Jill was there...hauling mammoth up hillsides after they were slaughtered by Mom and Dad's early ancestors (assisted

by my early ancestors, of course), helping to bring people the resources that they needed to make stone tools out of flint...heck...she was probably there when fire was invented...What a good OLD Jeep Jill is!
Wait....Mom is saying something to me...Jill isn't 200,000 years old? She just has 200,000 miles? What the heck does that mean? "That she's an "older" car"? Isn't that what I have been saying here? Oh, she's old just not THAT old. I get it!
Well, at any rate, even if she wasn't around when fire was invented, we still love her and hope to receive more of her faithful service in the future! Here's to Jill the Jeep!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Dad's Bike Ride


Hi Again everyone! Here, as promised are a few pictures of Dad's bike ride today.
The person in the red shirt is Dad's friend Drew, who I like very much, and the other person is Dad.
Dad rode his 2,000th mile for the year today! Wow!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck



Thanks Suki Sumo! We Love Your Blog To!

Hi Everyone! Jemima Jones Beck here! Sweet Sleepy Suki Sumo has given Mom and Me (well, mostly me because it's MY blog, Mom just helps me type it), this cool award! Thanks Ms. Sumo! We love it and will display it proudly for all to see for all time!
Ms. Sumo tagged me with two new tags. For the first one I have to think of five nicknames that I have for my Mom. Like Suki Sumo I had to think about this one for a few days...
1. Mom (for when I am feeling normal)
2. Mooooooooooooom (for when I am feeling whiny and want something really bad)
3. MomMomMomMomMom (when I am very excited or need to pee)
4. SnuffleGruntSnortblast (when I can smell that she has been hanging with another pug and am offended)
5. Food Lady (for when I am hungry)
Ms. Sumo also asked me to think about what type of car I am...since Suki Sumo took my first response (you mean mean pug! how could you?!?), I had to think about this one really hard.
I think that I am a BMW M3.

Because the BMW M3 is:
1. Classy
2. Beautiful
3. Has a colorful "personality'
4. Doesn't handle well in the snow
5. Is slightly snub nosed, but not QUITE as snub nosed as others of it's species
6. Has low clearance (ie short legs)
Just like me!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Feeling Better

Hello! Everyone! And thank you to all of the concerned pups out there who left comments on my blog, asking if I am OK and feeling better.
I am, in fact, feeling better, but I am still taking the antibiotics. They make my tummy hurt and they make me very very thirsty! But, in just a few days I will be totally cured and antibiotic free! Yay!
There really isn't all that much else going on...Mom is working on Suki Sumo and her Mom's homemade gifts for the "Pay it forward" game and Dad is off of work today, so he is going for a bike ride with his friend Drew. Maybe Dad will have pictures of his bike ride for us later, since he stole Mom's camera for the day.
This Saturday is Oktoberfest here in Denver, Colorado and Mom is thinking about going to the party...but they don't allow dogs! Bummer! No beer for me!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck