
On our two block walk this morning Mom and I discovered seven different kinds of mushrooms. That's a LOT of fungus! And it is an increase from previous years when only one kind (that we could find) grew around our apartment complex.
Mom wonders why there has been a mushroom boom in our area, but I don't - mushrooms stink and they taste really bad. So,I was just glad that Mom didn't pick any and offer them to me as a snack!
Here are some pictures of what we found:
This first picture is of me with what Mom calls "Rotten Chicken Cutlet Mushrooms" because the first time that she saw one she thought that someone had dropped a chicken cutlet, which had then rotted, on the ground.

Picture two is a close up of the rotten chicken cutlet mushroom.

Next is a picture of the "Smells Like a Dead Human Body Mushroom". Which Mom so named because she touched it and then her hand smelled like it did after her forensic anthropology classes in college (like a dead human body, in other words).

And here is a picture of the "Ring of Poo Mushrooms". So named because they grow in a circle and from a few feet away they look like some dog pooed little piles in a perfect circle (not me! I swear!).

A close up of the ring of poo mushrooms. Up close they look more like potatoes, I think, except that potatoes taste delicious and these do not.

"Flying Saucer Mushrooms". I think that you can probably figure out why Mom named these that without my help.

Side view of the flying saucer mushroom.

The "Army Helmet Mushroom". This mushroom is teeny tiny. It's hard to tell because there is no scale in this picture, but this mushroom is so small that Mom had to get the camera about three inches away from it to even take a decent picture.

And the "White Mushroom". Mom thinks that these may be just your everyday average white mushroom that you can buy in the grocery store. But, who knows, they could be freaky, green-on-the-inside because of poisonious puss mushrooms instead.


And, last but not least, the "Flat and Dirty White Mushroom". Definitely a different species from the regular White Mushroom, as these ones have a VERY strong (and nasty) odor that the regular whites do not.
So, that's it. That concludes my Tour de Mushroom.
Hopefully Mom can get the dead body smell off of her hands (and the camera) and I can go back to sleeping on my blanky instead of standing around watching Mom lie on her stomach in front of our apartment complex to photograph fungus. Embarrassing I tell you, down right embarrassing.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck