The Horror of the Holiday Season Begins...

Well, poo everyone.


It's officially after Thanksgiving, do you know what that means...?
That means that the Horror of the Holiday Season has begun.
Whether it's not knowing which packages are mine to chew and which ones aren't (I always seem to get that one wrong), watching Mom chase Netty around so that she can pull the three feet of ribbon that he just swallowed out of his throat, or listening to Welling tip the tree for the seventeeth time and Mom's resulting meltdown, this season just seems to be...stressful.
Maybe this year will be different...I gues that we shall see!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
I hope that you are exactly where you want to be on this holiday. Mom, Dad and I sure are: we're right here at home with each other!
You see, neither Mom nor Dad really likes Thanksgiving. For a number of reasons that I won't talk about here, it's a really stressful and horrible holiday for them. Last year, we stayed at home as an experiment, and we loved it so much that we are doing it again this year! Yay!
There won't be any nasty turkey or other Thanksgiving food...just Mom's great cooking (whatever she decides to make will be fine with me and Dad) and, hopefully, a walk around Sloan's Lake.
Tomorrow ("Black Friday") Mom is going to work while Dad and I spend the day together. I'm hoping that he takes me for a nice long hike!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope that yours is as AWESOME as ours is going to be whether you eat turkey, lasagna, or nothing at all!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

It's Not MY Fault that it Has Been so Long...

It's Netty's fault!
No, not really. It's actually Mom and Dad's fault.
You see, they are currently in the middle of trying to buy a house and so all of their spare time goes to looking at houses, and talking to brokers, or real estate agents.
It's no fun for the pug, but Mom assures me that I will be happy with the end result - a new, BIGGER, house.
We currently live in an 510 square foot studio loft apartment, so I GUESS that bigger might be better...we shall see.
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Blanket Covered Butt Snuggles

Hi! Everyone!
This is Jemima Jones Beck, telling you that the weekend is finally here, and that means that it is time to grab your favorite blanket covered butt and lie down with it for a good snuggle!
Blanket covered butt snuggles are THE BEST!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Halloween Fun Part 2 of 2

Hi! Everyone!
Jemima Jones Beck here with more Halloween fun.
After the party at the Lake House, Mom and Dad and I went home and carved pumpkins!
It was tons of fun, but I was a little concerned because that involved Mom and Dad being outside and playing with fire.
Oh well, everything turned out ok in the end and the pumpkins looked good!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Halloween Fun Part 1 of 2

Hi! Everyone!
Jemima Jones Beck here.
I had a really good Halloween this year, how about you?
Part of the reason that my Halloween was so fun was that Mom and Dad dressed me up and took me to an Oktoberfest Party at the Evergreen Lake House.
Lots of people petted me and took pictures of me AND there was a buffet, so I ate pasta and chicken! Mmmmmm.
I even met another Bee-dog!
And on the way to the party I got to test my wings...weeeeeeee!
Love,
Jemima Jones Beck

Huh? What do you mean there's something wrong with my antenna?

I've seen bees with antenna growing out of their chin!